Why Miss X?

If you're actually thinking that my name starts with the letter X you're wrong, it's Miss X because It's hot and its mysterious (ow riry?! YES RIRY!). And mystery is what I badly need, because my parents will crucifix me the way the Jews crucified Jesus Christ if they found out I'm sleeping with a married man, actually...if they found out I'm sleeping around PERIOD. 

Yes I am a mistress and yes I know I broke one of the ten commandments but let me tell you this. You (yes you) are actually reading my blog, my thoughts and my life. So theoretically speaking I am in control of you. You don't have to tell me that I'm a witch or a bitch (and yes that freakin rhymes) for "ruining" a happy family because I already know that. And didn't your mom tell you that it's bad to judge other people? Let me just tell you dear readers that it takes two to tango, so it's not just my fault okay? In fact it's no body's fault. Because one, we enjoy each other's company so much I always forget he's not mine, second because we're humans and we actually are alot like each other,third because I SAID SO.

No he is not old, he's not even on his 30's yet. And No, I am not the kind of mistress who actually asks for monthly allowance and just bums around and lets her lover fuck her whenever he wants to,sorry to disappoint you but no this aint much of a teleserye drama.

I like him, he likes me. I like sex, he likes sex. I'm cheesy, he's korny and so we're cool.

Why am I blogging about this? Because I have a very wild (depends on how you define WILD) imagination and because I am a woman who loves writing and sarcasm, I find it pretty amusing that blogging with sarcasm actually rocks.

 Now if you don't like what you see...shut up and leave!