Life aint fun without any RULES TO BREAK

After our first "date" I wasn't really expecting that lover and I would actually see each other or go out again, even with the text message that I received from him that night/day that he enjoys my company. I liked how he looks, how he "performs" in bed and how he can make me laugh, and THAT! THAT AINT GOOD. So again I have absolutely no idea why I texted him that same day (around 3pm) telling him I had fun with him and that I enjoy talking to him too (t'was suppose to be the reply to his sms). So the texting started and we even chatted online for awhile. Next thing I know, my fingers were already typing "The housemate and I are going out tonight, you wanna join us?" and off course he said yes.

I was basically drunk that night and so was he. We've been kissin and touching too much because of the alcohol. He's been asking me crazy stuff and we've been talking shit acting like the 20th century Romeo and Juliet. We just had fun that night. NO SEX. Just talking, laughing, alcohol and kissing. And the moment I felt a little bit of jealousy when the MRS texted him asking him where he is, seeing his flushed face when the MRS was calling was the moment I realized how bad the situation has become. I was in the cab on our way home (with the housemate) when I admitted I'm DOOMED. And this is on our 2nd meeting.

I broke about 70% of my OWN fb rules because of him. Our 2nd meeting was even more fun than the first, and the fact that I enjoyed being with him even without the sex got me even more scared. I knew I'm in deep deep shit. HE IS MARRIED damnit! So as the housemate and I were talking the next day, I promised I'd only see up to the 30th of that month. I told her I'm getting too attached and I'm liking him even more as the day pass by. WE talk on the phone all the time and text each other all the time. The housemate agreed. She said he's bad for me.

So since it was only the 22nd of the month (not even that close to the 30th yet),we met up again and had drinks in a friend's house. And off course because I'm an alcoholic I ended up being drunk again. So we had sex (since we've been holding it back since the drunken night a day ago) and as expected I kept on talking while he's busy pumping his way to climax. Worse part of it all...I told him a couple of stupid stupid things. I told him that I wish I met him even before his wife had met him, eerrr LOSER. Then I told him I want him to make me pregnant...oh hello illegitimate child! And lastly the most loser of them all, I actually mentioned the "L" word. Doomsday has arrived.


According to urbandictionary.com Fb (fuck buddy) means;

"A person who is not your boyfriend or girlfriend (or farmyard animal), with whom you have sexual relations, on the mutual understanding that you both want sex and nothing more."

Now let me give you MY Top 15 FB Rules (That fb's should always and I MEAN ALWAYS remember and should NEVER ever be BROKEN by any circumstances)

RULE # 1. NEVER ever fall in love with an FB
RULE # 2. Sex should be enjoyable
RULE #3: Fb's are only for sex. Nothing more nothing less. And NO they're definitely not your friend.
RULE #4. DO not text,call,chat online or even email them if its not about your next sex date or something that has got to do wit it (e.g you having an STD after you had sex with him,somethin like that), because again...they're not your friends. Less talking less drama
RULE # 5. NO EMOTIONAL RUBBISH
RULE # 6. Do not force him to come pick you up or go out with you on a dinner date just because your lonely.Go ahead and call your friends you kooky little prick!
RULE # 7. Do not meet up with him two days in a row or twice a week. thrice a month is good enough.
RULE # 8. Never bring him home
RULE # 9. Never introduce him to your friends
RULE # 10.Never say the “L” word during sex
RULE # 11.Leave when u find yourself thinking about him during the day - you're getting too close
RULE # 12.Always get him to wear a condom
RULE # 13.Be the player NOT the toy
RULE # 14.Know the limits of your flirtation so as to enjoy it immensely
RULE # 15.No last minute planning, make your plans in advance. Always put in mind that every session could your last.

Now let me tell you how much of these rules I actually kept...ALMOST ZERO, NADA, NONE! Yes this is on our 4th day. Even the 30th deadline...nah didn't happen (Or else I wouldn't be a mistress now).

Can I get a Uh Oh

So I agreed to meet up with him for the first time for a possible "naughty" deed. I have no idea what has gotten into me really. Sometimes I can be so impulsive I forget I have a brain to use for thinking. 

He was excited. And we've been texting the whole day. Come to think of it I was excited too. He's gonna be out from work at 11pm and agreed to meet me at our subdivision's entrance. 

When he texted me at around 11:30 that he's already there and I replied saying that I'm on my way, "I'm on my way" means "hold on I'm still fixing myself up". I wasn't in a hurry. The fact that it's already almost midnight and that I've been tired the whole day didn't really got me excited. So I arrived about ten to fifteen minutes late. I was wearing shorts, a pink top and a black cropped jacket. And you are right, I was wearing flip flops. He on the other hand was wearing his blue and white jersey shirt, jeans and off course sneakers. Can you believe that I actually remember every single detail? NO? I know...me too.

We were joking around how I look like I'm just going to the beach and not on a "date" that night. It's one of those meet-up's one can be comfortable with. I wasn't shy nor nervous. I was myself the whole time. And yes I slept with him. He got me in bed the first date. Another unsmart idea from me but what the heck. It was worth it because he was someone I had (and still is having) fun with. We were laughing the whole time. And for me it has been awhile since someone of the opposite sex made me feel like "I belong". A little too dramatic but yes that's true.

So he kissed me goodbye around 2am. He can't stay any longer because of the MRS. That seriously felt like shit and but what the heck. I was thinking that's gonna be our first and last date. Or so I thought. Till I got a text message from him 5 mins after we said goodbye that he had a wonderful time and had fun talking to me and that he'll see me soon. Uh oh. Another unsmart idea ladies and gents.

assumption mother of all fuck up's

I remember coming back to Manila on the 18th. We were chatting the day before that. He was off course telling me he wants to meet up with me ever since we discovered how much we entertain each other. I said "We'll see". And he was laughing about it because he seriously assumed that I'm gonna sleep with him. I find it funny that he's assuming I would. But I said I never will,simply because he's married and I'm kinda scared I might like him too much when I finally get to meet him. I was disappointed to know he's married. I found out about it when one day I randomly asked how he's kids are doing (not knowing he really has kids and that his married!), he asked where'd that come from, I said nothing I just guessed. I was disappointed; that's probably why at the back of my dirty mind I'm still entertaining the thought of what and how's it gonna be like sleeping with him.

Anyway so even before I got back to Manila (which was on the 17th) I already agreed to meet up with him. He said he's not sure if he can make it after his shift on Wednesday night, but he'll try because he really really wants to see me (yeah right, more like sleep with me). So on the 18th I got to talk to him again and told him that I was already in Manila. He was literally forcing me to meet up with him that night. I said I can't, I'm tired. The conversation ended with me being so pissed at him because he's forcing me. I ended up telling him that maybe the universe doesn't wanna conspire with him so maybe we can meet some other time instead because I'm going back to my parent's house on the 20th. He told me to cut the "universe" some slack, so I got pissed even more I already said goodnight. But I got a text message from him saying he's sorry and that he'll meet up with me the next night instead. I was a happy happy girl.

mistress in the making

As much as I don't want it to sound too dramatic, lover and I met in an unexpected time and yes It was also unexpected that he'd actually turn out to be more that what I think he is...actually even more. We met through a local forum, a place on the web where horny people logon to; basically so they can be their horny-selves without anyone judging them or anything. Yes I do have an account there and no I don't just login because I'm horny...surprisingly some of the threads are even more interesting than the men.

Anyway so he sent me a pm, saying my "signature" (which reads "like a whore only smarter") actually caught his attention and that he wants to get to know me. Believe me,those kind of pm's aren't rare. You post something naughty in one of the threads and expect about 50 pm's from different men the next day saying the same thing. We did exchange a couple of pm's and even our numbers. We have something in common, he's working for the company that I use to work for. I have no idea why the pm's stopped though. And then one day I was cleaning my inbox and saw one of his pm's. So because boredom was slowly killing me that day, I replied to his pm saying that I don't remember if I already replied to the pm where he's asking for my number. I apologized and gave him my number. Off course that was a lie. I was basically just trying to start a conversation again. Mind you I still didn't know he's married at that time. So as expected he did reply to the pm and so we exchanged ym id's and started talking. 

See I'm jobless and I was bored and all...I'm staying at my parent's house (yes I know that sounds kinda loser-ey,but heck I love it here) so I have all the time in the world to actually chat with him online.

This guy's something else. We talk for hours about everything and I seriously never find myself getting bored whenever I talk to him. And I never have to pretend to be someone else. WE usually laugh at every mistake one commits, WE find humor in every mis-spelled word or wrong grammar and it may sound cheesy but time flies by so fast when its him I'm talking with. Maybe that's why I agreed to meet him the moment I got back to Manila....

Why Miss X?

If you're actually thinking that my name starts with the letter X you're wrong, it's Miss X because It's hot and its mysterious (ow riry?! YES RIRY!). And mystery is what I badly need, because my parents will crucifix me the way the Jews crucified Jesus Christ if they found out I'm sleeping with a married man, actually...if they found out I'm sleeping around PERIOD. 

Yes I am a mistress and yes I know I broke one of the ten commandments but let me tell you this. You (yes you) are actually reading my blog, my thoughts and my life. So theoretically speaking I am in control of you. You don't have to tell me that I'm a witch or a bitch (and yes that freakin rhymes) for "ruining" a happy family because I already know that. And didn't your mom tell you that it's bad to judge other people? Let me just tell you dear readers that it takes two to tango, so it's not just my fault okay? In fact it's no body's fault. Because one, we enjoy each other's company so much I always forget he's not mine, second because we're humans and we actually are alot like each other,third because I SAID SO.

No he is not old, he's not even on his 30's yet. And No, I am not the kind of mistress who actually asks for monthly allowance and just bums around and lets her lover fuck her whenever he wants to,sorry to disappoint you but no this aint much of a teleserye drama.

I like him, he likes me. I like sex, he likes sex. I'm cheesy, he's korny and so we're cool.

Why am I blogging about this? Because I have a very wild (depends on how you define WILD) imagination and because I am a woman who loves writing and sarcasm, I find it pretty amusing that blogging with sarcasm actually rocks.

 Now if you don't like what you see...shut up and leave!